so let's talk penis.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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