we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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