Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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