eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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