therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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