don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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