I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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