Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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