My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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