Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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