Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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