When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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