We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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