Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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