and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.