We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor