Midget sex pt 2 tonight
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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