We won't sleep together?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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