butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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