ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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