His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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