you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.