well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.