When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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