i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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