I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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