I need help removing her.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Found your dick twin last night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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