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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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