It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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