My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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