Sponge bath it is.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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