and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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