doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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