Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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