i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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