brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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