Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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