windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Success! We fucked roommates!
Never joke about your clitoris.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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