i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
