I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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