that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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