My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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