Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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