uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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