If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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