its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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