You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
another moral hangover. fuck.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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