what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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