We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We got so high we made milksteak
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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