It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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