i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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