If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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