His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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