yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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