I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
