they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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