I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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