hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i out mim tonsoeep
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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